Wait, but who are you exactly?

We’re Wolverine a group of comedians and TV writers who love writing toasts and speeches. Some people would call us coastal elites. We prefer the term tired people who live in Los Angeles and New York and need a snack. We're in our early thirties and are in the throes of wedding season, too. We're writing your toasts as we procrastinate our own.

How we get our start

It all began one winter day in February.

A friend was officiating a wedding. He’d written his speech. Poured over it for months, and yet it still wasn’t quite right. We transformed it from okay to “You should start a side hustle officiating weddings” within a few hours. Word got out. Suddenly, one friend turned into random texts from friends of friends asking for help with toasts.

And suddenly, Toast Tonight was born.

Not everyone is good at writing toasts or that talk your brother-in-law asked you to give. (We think your brother-in-law is in a cult. We’ll still write the speech). Sure, you could try ChatGPT, but they won’t craft the perfect joke about your best friend’s American Girl doll collection.

We’ll ensure you shine so you can focus on the important stuff, like making your flight and remembering to put on deodorant.